imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.
This never gets old.
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"
step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!
Ben Affleck: ”Matt and I are supporting two causes near and dear to us: Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org. Can you join the fight?
With your support, you might even get the chance to join us in Hollywood. “
— You and your best friend will be flown to Los Angeles to go out with Ben and Matt to a super secret, super cool, Hollywood event. You’ll be rubbing elbows with other fancy celebs and athletes as Ben and Matt’s VIP guests, and so much more. It’ll basically be the most legendary best friend double date in history. More info here:
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“will u marry me?”
Just making sure you all know this photo exists