Treasure Island
"Circumstances are beyond human control, but our conduct is in our own power." - Benjamin Disraeli
(via the-random-quotes)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

image

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

There’s a brief moment when you first wake up where you have no memories, a blissful blank slate, a happy emptiness, but it doesn’t last long and you remember exactly where you are and what you are trying to forget.
(via psych-facts)

moon-meat:

This never gets old.

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

juilan:

step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap


the face. by (Petrana Sekula)
glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

stunningpicture:

Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)

SMAUG

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!

mattdamondaily:

Ben Affleck:  ”Matt and I are supporting two causes near and dear to us: Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org. Can you join the fight? With your support, you might even get the chance to join us in Hollywood. “
— You and your best friend will be flown to Los Angeles to go out with Ben and Matt to a super secret, super cool, Hollywood event. You’ll be rubbing elbows with other fancy celebs and athletes as Ben and Matt’s VIP guests, and so much more. It’ll basically be the most legendary best friend double date in history. More info here: 
http://bit.ly/BenandMatt

mattdamondaily:

Ben Affleck:  ”Matt and I are supporting two causes near and dear to us: Eastern Congo Initiative and Water.org. Can you join the fight? 
With your support, you might even get the chance to join us in Hollywood. “

— You and your best friend will be flown to Los Angeles to go out with Ben and Matt to a super secret, super cool, Hollywood event. You’ll be rubbing elbows with other fancy celebs and athletes as Ben and Matt’s VIP guests, and so much more. It’ll basically be the most legendary best friend double date in history. More info here: 

http://bit.ly/BenandMatt

You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you
Redvers Bailey (via acidinyourmind)
druggedupnfuckedup:

kitty-kream:

Yeah

All day everyday

druggedupnfuckedup:

kitty-kream:

Yeah

All day everyday

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

scott-pilgrimage:

Just making sure you all know this photo exists

"Life’s challenges are not supposed to paralyze you, they’re supposed to help you discover who you are." - Bernice Johnson Reagon
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